I am a very large cat. Just how large? Well, the vet told
me I gained weight and am 15 pounds!
My owners, Dave and Martha, wanted to put me on a diet but I pursuaded them to leave me
alone. Right now I need an antibiotic and stuff rubbed on my chin.
This makes me very unhappy and generally pissed off.
Anyway, there are some nice people in my life. I like Dave because
he gives me baths and
makes me smell like vanilla. Then my fur is really soft and shiny, just how I like it.
Martha gives me food and treats so I like her the best.
I am indifferent to NORM, the other cat in our apartment. He is
much more needy and
less dignified than I.